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37 Things You Should Hoard…

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11/3/11

37 Things
You Should Hoard…

Dear Fellow Patriot,

This will be short and to the point (You need to read this message and I want to get you this information as fast as possible).

FEMA has ordered 420 million survival meals.

Why would they need a 7000% increase of survival meals?


should be buying«<

Disasters have been pummeling the world over the past couple of months. Maybe it’s the X-class solar flare that knocked out all of China’s communication back in February (“X” is NASA’s highest solar flare classification).

Or the reality that our fragile food supply chain could be knocked by just the threat of a disaster (even if it was just a false alarm)

Whatever the reason, it’s about time the Government woke up and started paying attention!
As your fellow American, I’m hoping you won’t put your faith in a system that is bound to fail, but that’s your choice.

Really there are 37 critical items that you can buy from the grocery store that can be the difference between life and death:

»>Click here to discover the 37 critical items you need to stay alive and healthy (you won’t be able to buy these later!)«<

Sincerely,

Damian Campbell

P.S. Not trying to sound like a fear monger, but do you have enough food to get through a crisis? Ask yourself if you’d be eating in a week if your food ran out today. Check out these cheap 37 critical items now…

»>Click here to discover the 37 critical items you need to stay alive and healthy (you won’t be able to buy these later!)«<




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